Thursday, March 15, 2007
Oven Chip 'Japanese Style' Micro Hotel
Supermarkets have been coming under criticism recently for over-packaging their products. As this picture I took in Tesco a couple of weeks ago shows, this criticism is completely unfounded. I for one can remember when chips were crammed sometimes two hundred at a time into a single polythene bag. Chips would often receive horrendous 'grazing' injuries after rubbing up against each other while being transported on the long tortuous journey from the Supermarket to customers homes. In some cases southern fry coated chips would be left with gaping wounds where large swaths of the southern fry coating would shear off during transit. Conditions must have been intolerable.
The Start of the End of Western Civilisation
Someone, in China probably, has a job. Their job is to make miniature luxury beds for British people's pets. What must they think as they assemble these cat/dog beds. I'm guessing they are thinking something along these lines:
'I can't believe those stupid fuckers in Britain would buy a miniature luxury bed for their dog or cat - how come we are making shit for them instead of the other way around?'
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Packaging Gone Wild
Friday, February 16, 2007
Flagstone Graffiti
This design looks like it was created by using a cleaning solution to etch the flags underneath. Or maybe it was made using fairy-up liquid as paint. Either it's looks ace. The best thing is, if the anti-graffiti police turn and catch you in the act, you can say 'I'm actually officer I'm cleaning the street - now fuck off Babylon!' You could leave the last bit off.
England Team Visit Brixton
Grime Busters are operating in your area!
Friday, October 13, 2006
Redfearn Celebrates Another Great Victory
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Cute aren't they - Americans that is
Although they look like they have had hash cakes for breaky instead of their normal bamboo leaves, these so-called bears are real pandas. After years of trying to get the lazy bastards to breed in captivity, apparently now they are sporogin' out the bairns like no one's business.
How did the Chinese manage that? They can barely be bothered to feed themselves, let alone any kids. After panda mums give birth, they look down at their new born, give a sigh, then let the kid slide off their bellies and onto the floor. Then they amble off for a nap leaving muggins here to hand rear the cub.
Luckily for the giant panda, their only predator is man. God that must be a hard job, finding a big black and white bear in a field of green bamboo - all you'd have to do is follow the sound of snoring. Why on earth would you hunt them anyway? Traditional Chinese animal derived 'medicines' imbued the patient with the qualities of the animal from which they were derived. Therefore if you eat tiger claws you get all cunning and agile, oxtail and you get strong, snake heads and you'd get sly etc. What 'special powers' would you get from panda powder - a cure for insomnia if your lucky. Lazy little sods.
Anyway I showed this photo my colleague Jeanean who is American and she said 'Oh gee, Polar bears'. 'Nuff said.
How did the Chinese manage that? They can barely be bothered to feed themselves, let alone any kids. After panda mums give birth, they look down at their new born, give a sigh, then let the kid slide off their bellies and onto the floor. Then they amble off for a nap leaving muggins here to hand rear the cub.
Luckily for the giant panda, their only predator is man. God that must be a hard job, finding a big black and white bear in a field of green bamboo - all you'd have to do is follow the sound of snoring. Why on earth would you hunt them anyway? Traditional Chinese animal derived 'medicines' imbued the patient with the qualities of the animal from which they were derived. Therefore if you eat tiger claws you get all cunning and agile, oxtail and you get strong, snake heads and you'd get sly etc. What 'special powers' would you get from panda powder - a cure for insomnia if your lucky. Lazy little sods.
Anyway I showed this photo my colleague Jeanean who is American and she said 'Oh gee, Polar bears'. 'Nuff said.
Monday, August 14, 2006
Who Do You Love Entry Disqualified
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