Intestines

Jeanean hollowed out a loaf of bread and stuffed it with a mixture of spinach, ranch dressing and water chestnuts, a bit like Ray Mears but with less intestines and in an office.

Two Smooth

That's how bad my hangover was. I had to have two Innocent smoothies. Actually one was a Boots own brand freshly squeezed orange juice. It had a label on it which said 'super-food' - so naturally I had to have it.

Gwyneth's Office

I wander if Gwyneth's office is a nice as mine. Sometimes it's like working in a beautiful sun dappled glade.

Vege Fry-up

It would be a vege fry-up in her case, and like me she'd also want a copy of the Guardian with a picture of birds on it.

Gwyneth Paltrow

If Gwyneth Paltrow, asked me what the best way to recover from horrendous hangover is, I'd say: fry-up and bottle of Coke.

I've Got a New Sony Ericsson K750i Camera Phone

My new camera phone isn't quite as good as my little Sony DSCU20, but my DSCU couldn't play MP3s, shoot video with sound, or call people, and it didn't have a torch on it! Here's what I've shot with it: