I made the mistake of having a banana and five cans of Stella for my tea on Wednesday night. Hence I ended up having to make watercress, coriander, cucumber, spring onion, mayo and cheese tacos for my supper - they were fuckin' nice though.
We were talking about this the other day...... did you have the banana to offset the beer, or did you just have a banana for no reason other than to have something to eat? Hopefully the latter. Just thinking about the people that gorge upon pasty after pasty after packet of crisps after more pasties and sausage rolls, then think a can of diet fucking coke is gonna offset that shit? I've seen them in the chip shop; "Can I have a battered jumbo sausage, large bag of chips, curry sauce, cheese & onion fry-it, a pickled egg and a can of Diet Coke please?" What's the fucking point lard arms? Why don't you just have a bag of fat with salt and vinegar on, with some fried bread to mop it up? You'll have to buy a 5p fork to scoop that shit up you fucking......
'disastrously unstable carrier' That's a tad dramatic Stephen.
I am willing to accept that the taco is not the most practical of mediums. A split pitta would be a far more practical option. The point of the taco is to supply 'crunch' something that a pitta, burrito, sandwich cannot supply.
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We were talking about this the other day...... did you have the banana to offset the beer, or did you just have a banana for no reason other than to have something to eat? Hopefully the latter. Just thinking about the people that gorge upon pasty after pasty after packet of crisps after more pasties and sausage rolls, then think a can of diet fucking coke is gonna offset that shit? I've seen them in the chip shop; "Can I have a battered jumbo sausage, large bag of chips, curry sauce, cheese & onion fry-it, a pickled egg and a can of Diet Coke please?" What's the fucking point lard arms? Why don't you just have a bag of fat with salt and vinegar on, with some fried bread to mop it up? You'll have to buy a 5p fork to scoop that shit up you fucking......
Sorry, in a bit of a mood today.
Verbal IBS
Stephen, Stephen, the crunch of the taco, which is essentially a giant crisp, contrasting with soft yielding filling is a gastronomic treat.
'disastrously unstable carrier' That's a tad dramatic Stephen.
I am willing to accept that the taco is not the most practical of mediums. A split pitta would be a far more practical option. The point of the taco is to supply 'crunch' something that a pitta, burrito, sandwich cannot supply.
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