Snooze Monkey

Stay away from the light Jonny!

Save me some petrol, I want one of these!

Just when you think your over the whole material possessions thing. Honda come along with this little belta. These two are customised versions, but they were designed to be modified by owners.

See Honda's website for more details. The US version the bike is called the Ruckus, in the UK it is called the Zoomer. You can get one for £2,000!

I live on the front line - really

Front line!


I was researching local history on friday when I discovered this:

http://www.urban75.org/brixton/history/atlantic5.html


Then all this kicked off in the street. I thought it was living in the new Notting Hill, apparently not.

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Sorry Emma but big ears has been stringing you along

If you were a weird looking cat, with sticky-out-ears, but your owner loved you, and even regarded you as a friend, and gave you a cool collar with a cool tag, and probably fed you gourmet fish snacks every day, and all you had to do was lie in front of the fire and get stroked, or carried around by your owner, would you run away?

Selfish little bastard.

Bush Skills - Reduced to Clear Challange

Winning the 'reduced to clear' challenge would put all my urban bush skills to the test. Like Ray Mears, I would have to rely upon an intimate knowledge of my environment, and the daily cycles of store opening and closing hours to take advantage of any seasonal glut.

I knew from Lucinda's experience that Islington branch of Sainsbury's afforded rich pickings for the alert urban hunter gatherer, so I headed straight for the bakery department. I scanned the shelves quickly and methodically until I spotted my prey. There they were, Yumyums, herded together and oblivious to my stealth-like approach. Instinctively, now almost in a trance like state, I swooped, and with one deft move they were safely corralled within my shopping basket.

Yumyums, original price £1.99, reduced to clear price 20p!

Cats are Crap

I was thumbing through my Christmas colouring-in book this afternoon and I found this picture and thought, 'the nail's in the wrong place'.

Healthy Take-a-ways - London

This is an old photo from last year, but I wanted to publicise my new 'content stream'. Click on the link to see a list of healthy fast food take-a-ways in London. You can see the list in full, which includes other regions here: http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/food/story/0,,1761531,00.html

Shopkeepers: Know your Market

Fancy a Can?
If I were a drunk, unlikely in my case being a clean-living tea-totaller, but if I were, I'd shop here.

A Tin of Cat Food with Ears

Packaging Gone Mad
A tin of cat food with ears. I'm convinced they do this to make people on mushrooms laugh. The can on the left is slightly concave, like your waistline will be if you eat these beans. I suppose that cat tin could be used as a cookie cutter to make cat shaped cookies for your cat loving friends. You could then stand outside their house biting the ears off the cookies and making meowing noises and laughing.

Window Dogs

Window Dogs
Did you know that Brixton is 'small white dog in window' capital of Britain? Well it is. The dog on the left is a scale model of a Jack Russell Terrier. The dog on the right is an 'artistic impression' of a dog. The houses are two streets away from each other.

Any weekend where you get to eat two pizzas is a great weekend.

Check it out. I'm using the heat from my hand to heat up these cherry tomatoes to room temperature!

Inflatable Cycle Helmet

I was looking through the Argos Catalogue for a cycle helmet last night and I found this one hidden away in the hair care products section of all places. Just imagine you could get run over by a massive truck and you'd get up, and you'd be like 'didn't feel a thing!' Plus it's inflatable so when you got to the pub or wherever you could just deflate it and put it in your pocket. Obviously you'd want a fluorescent coloured one for extra visibility and safety.

PS Muddy Fox, or Ridgeback, or Sony, I had the idea first so fuck off right.

Fontastic!

I'd like a one bedroom studio flat... er on the moon, in the nineteen seventies please.

BMX Bandits

Check it out, I'm like, all over that Stockwell Skate Park. That's me in the middle and on the left and the right. I'm also being chased by the Police - in helicopters - who are just out of shot.

Parsley Burgers

Sort of like a British falafel, with avocado humus. Yeah I know what your thinking, avocado humus how tasty does that sound. Well imagine how tasty humus is, then imagine how tasty avocados are, well put them together and times by five.