Oven Chip 'Japanese Style' Micro Hotel

Supermarkets have been coming under criticism recently for over-packaging their products. As this picture I took in Tesco a couple of weeks ago shows, this criticism is completely unfounded. I for one can remember when chips were crammed sometimes two hundred at a time into a single polythene bag. Chips would often receive horrendous 'grazing' injuries after rubbing up against each other while being transported on the long tortuous journey from the Supermarket to customers homes. In some cases southern fry coated chips would be left with gaping wounds where large swaths of the southern fry coating would shear off during transit. Conditions must have been intolerable.

The Start of the End of Western Civilisation

Someone, in China probably, has a job. Their job is to make miniature luxury beds for British people's pets. What must they think as they assemble these cat/dog beds. I'm guessing they are thinking something along these lines:

'I can't believe those stupid fuckers in Britain would buy a miniature luxury bed for their dog or cat - how come we are making shit for them instead of the other way around?'

Packaging Gone Wild

Are they having a laugh? Individual compartments for baby button mushrooms! What next, fur-lined, air conditioned micro chambers with tiny little seat belts so they don't fall out and bruise their delicate little bodies. For Fuck sake, STOP SPOILING VEG!

Flagstone Graffiti

This design looks like it was created by using a cleaning solution to etch the flags underneath. Or maybe it was made using fairy-up liquid as paint. Either it's looks ace. The best thing is, if the anti-graffiti police turn and catch you in the act, you can say 'I'm actually officer I'm cleaning the street - now fuck off Babylon!' You could leave the last bit off.

England Team Visit Brixton

I spotted the England Team in Woolworth's in Brixton yesterday. It was definitely Sol Campbell, but I think Stephen Gerrard might have been a stand-in look-e-likey.

Grime Busters are operating in your area!

I mean it's not as if the kids in South London have got enough to worry about already! What a waste of council money. We should be encouraging the creative expression of young people not oppressing 'dem youts'.