Flagstone Graffiti

This design looks like it was created by using a cleaning solution to etch the flags underneath. Or maybe it was made using fairy-up liquid as paint. Either it's looks ace. The best thing is, if the anti-graffiti police turn and catch you in the act, you can say 'I'm actually officer I'm cleaning the street - now fuck off Babylon!' You could leave the last bit off.

England Team Visit Brixton

I spotted the England Team in Woolworth's in Brixton yesterday. It was definitely Sol Campbell, but I think Stephen Gerrard might have been a stand-in look-e-likey.

Grime Busters are operating in your area!

I mean it's not as if the kids in South London have got enough to worry about already! What a waste of council money. We should be encouraging the creative expression of young people not oppressing 'dem youts'.