Who Do You Love Entry Disqualified

This entry, which apparently is a giant upside down inlatable purple cow was from Catto who initially claimed victory until I pointed out that she needed to hug it. If you don't hug it how do we know it's a 'giant' upside down inflatable purple cow. Soz, but them's the rules.

Who Do You Love - Hug an Inflatable Competition Entry

I admit it's grainy footage like that famous film of big foot. But this isn't an elaborate hoax, this is me hugging a giant inflatable bottle of Sol. Unfortunately you can't see the giant lime stuck in the top.

Vegi Crispy Bacon

Occasionally I get a pang for a crispy, streaky, smoky bacon sandwich on stodgy thick cut white bread. These oak roasted cherry tomatoes come very close to the sensation. They go great with melted cheese, or stirred into hot pasta. I bought them at the Woking Farmers Market. The only thing it says on the label is Isle of White Tomatoes PO BOX36 ONP.

I saw a Peregrine Falcon on our building today!

Ok it's it's a crap photo but it was definitely a Peregrine. Peregrine Falcons are the fastest bird in the world and rare in Britain. If you want to know more about his amazing bird click here:

http://www.rspb.org/birds/guide/p/peregrine/did_you_know.asp

Quadra Burga

Burgers are great, but it's annoying when all the filling falls out round the back of the burger. Well Jeanean cut her burger into quarters today making it much more manageable and reducing the risk of 'filling slippage' - genius absolute genius.

Everyone is having babies these days - even me!

Yeah, yeah, I know they are boring to you, but fuckin' hell man I love my 'sky garden'. I had a baby salad leaf sandwich for my lunch today with leaves grown in my sky garden. Last night I had a stir fry with sugar snap peas from my sky garden. This morning I had a couple of raspberries before breaky from my sky garden. If I wasn't 'networking' with Graham and Andy tonight, I could have had a cheese tomato and basil omelette for my tea, with tomatoes and basil from my sky garden!

Check out more pictures from my fantastic sky garden here:

http://www.photobox.co.uk/album/3457969

Tip: choose 'view as slide show', this link can be found in the grey bar under the main album title.

I was walking past a travel agents in Clapham North last night and this window advert caught my eye. When I looked at it again I noticed why.

Well Hard!

After my recent brush with the law I thought it might be prudent to get a wicked tattoo in case I'm sent to prison. Everyone in my office liked it so much that I decided to get another one done. Now I look even harder - if that's possible!

Teddy or Freddy?

Midnight Snacking

I made the mistake of having a banana and five cans of Stella for my tea on Wednesday night. Hence I ended up having to make watercress, coriander, cucumber, spring onion, mayo and cheese tacos for my supper - they were fuckin' nice though.

Snooze Monkey

Stay away from the light Jonny!

Save me some petrol, I want one of these!

Just when you think your over the whole material possessions thing. Honda come along with this little belta. These two are customised versions, but they were designed to be modified by owners.

See Honda's website for more details. The US version the bike is called the Ruckus, in the UK it is called the Zoomer. You can get one for £2,000!

I live on the front line - really

Front line!


I was researching local history on friday when I discovered this:

http://www.urban75.org/brixton/history/atlantic5.html


Then all this kicked off in the street. I thought it was living in the new Notting Hill, apparently not.

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Sorry Emma but big ears has been stringing you along

If you were a weird looking cat, with sticky-out-ears, but your owner loved you, and even regarded you as a friend, and gave you a cool collar with a cool tag, and probably fed you gourmet fish snacks every day, and all you had to do was lie in front of the fire and get stroked, or carried around by your owner, would you run away?

Selfish little bastard.

Bush Skills - Reduced to Clear Challange

Winning the 'reduced to clear' challenge would put all my urban bush skills to the test. Like Ray Mears, I would have to rely upon an intimate knowledge of my environment, and the daily cycles of store opening and closing hours to take advantage of any seasonal glut.

I knew from Lucinda's experience that Islington branch of Sainsbury's afforded rich pickings for the alert urban hunter gatherer, so I headed straight for the bakery department. I scanned the shelves quickly and methodically until I spotted my prey. There they were, Yumyums, herded together and oblivious to my stealth-like approach. Instinctively, now almost in a trance like state, I swooped, and with one deft move they were safely corralled within my shopping basket.

Yumyums, original price £1.99, reduced to clear price 20p!

Cats are Crap

I was thumbing through my Christmas colouring-in book this afternoon and I found this picture and thought, 'the nail's in the wrong place'.